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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 5:14 pm    Post subject:

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:57 pm    Post subject:

1) Does Santa gift bodies of organisms? If so, I would like a new sister, especially one not as bitchy and bratty as my current.

2) A new dog to replace the one that by all means should be dead my Christmas. (She' old, very old, and with little fur, she kinda chewed all of hers.)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 1:57 am    Post subject:

If Santa gave away people, I'd request a female, but definitely not a SISTER... Devil

I'm sorry to hear about your dog.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:13 am    Post subject:

Heh, I couldn't care less about that dog, my last dog though, different story.

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If Santa gave away people, I'd request a female, but definitely not a SISTER...


I'm pretty sure Santa has some numbers for local strip joints or call girls.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:05 am    Post subject:

My President, are you really that desperate to try forbidden fruit? lol
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:21 pm    Post subject:

Losinal wrote:
1) Does Santa gift bodies of organisms? If so, I would like a new sister, especially one not as bitchy and bratty as my current.

lol

That's horrible!

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I'm pretty sure Santa has some numbers for local strip joints or call girls.
I don't think so. He looks too much like an old perv and potential paedophile to be let in on places like that.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:37 pm    Post subject:

I b'lieve this is relevant:
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:23 pm    Post subject:

I think I'd give you a book by the Icelandic cartoonist Dagsson, Sufjan...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:28 pm    Post subject:

That's nice of you. I've only scratched the surface of the real cruelty in Cyanide and Happiness though.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:01 pm    Post subject:

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Which one should I get: Should you be laughing at this?, Is this some kind of joke? or Is this supposed to be funny? All three maybe, I doubt they're very expensive.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:26 am    Post subject:

khoin1 wrote:
My President, are you really that desperate to try forbidden fruit? lol


Mmm... fruit... (licks lips way too slowly)



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Well, if he's an ephebophile as well, then we could get along... lol
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:18 am    Post subject:

Would you like to sit on Santa's lap? Devil
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:25 pm    Post subject:

I think there was a bad miscommunication there...
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:14 pm    Post subject:

Dear Santa, I wish that President Washington and others will continue to leave themselves susceptible to suggestive puns of various natures by not thinking before they write for the year to come.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 10:13 pm    Post subject:

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lol That was perfect. Definitely agree with your wish as well
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:49 am    Post subject:

Well, I'm not getting a motorcycle jacket, because hoodlums where them.

My mom constantly battered me in the direction of just a plain old leather jacket, which as she explains is "sophisticated" and in every way better and also what I need instead. I tried to explain to her that I don't give a shit about sophistication, who jackets are worn by, and what girls and my peers think of them, but she is, as always, impervious to reasoning.

A Christmas gift is a GIFT, either something that you get a person because you think they'll like it or something you get somebody because they requested it. You either get it or you don't, not try and get something more expensive that the person doesn't even want.

This has only cemented my decision to stop asking for things... it's always some half-assed, crappy version of the real thing. A console without a hard drive, a computer that can't meet system requirements... It's foolish.

http://www.amazon.com/Motorcycle-Jackets-Basic-Leather-Jacket/dp/B00079Y7SK/ref=sr_1_32?ie=UTF8&qid=1354946475&sr=8-32&keywords=leather+jackets

A stylish motorcycle jacket for only $80. Great deal!

http://www.amazon.com/Landing-Leathers-Leather-Flight-Bomber/dp/B008KCJZR4/ref=sr_1_61?ie=UTF8&qid=1354946599&sr=8-61&keywords=leather+jackets

Yawn. And it's almost TWICE as much!

I'm not sure how many books to ask for (get too many and you'll never read 'em all), but off the top of my head...

Marked for Death is a must
Probably something by Bat Ye'or
Radicals: Portraits of a Destructive Passion
Hamilton's Curse

Although people like Eric Hoffer (the longshoreman scholar who wrote The True Believer) and David Horowitz write about radicals and ideologues in an attempt to discourage that sort of behavior, I consider it more of a playbook for how one could use it themselves.
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